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ADDIS ABABA- Puntland President and obese man addicted to spaghetti, Abdiweli Gaas is to marry his long term boyfriend Haile Mariam Desalegn in 2021, the Ethiopian Broadcasting Corporation reported today.

Gaas, who told friends he had forgiven Desalegn for cheating on him with such beautiful men as Sharif Sakiin and Ahmed Madobe, said yes when heartthrob Desalegn popped the question after a meeting between Ethiopian and Puntland officials at the TPLF headquarters in Addis Ababa. The engagement party will take place in Jigjiga in two week’s time where Desalegn’s family is expected to hand over the dowry to Abdi Iley, the agent of Desalegn’s many Somali boyfriends. The wedding will take place in Garowe in 2021 shortly before Somalia’s federal elections.

It is not yet clear whether the men are gay or are just curious and want to explore their sexuality before shit hits the fan in Ethiopia. Sources in Garowe say Gaas’s wife is devastated by the developments but has been convinced by family and friends about the need to sacrifice for the political ambitions of her husband.

The stunning news has not gone down well in Kismayo and Baidoa where male models Sakiin and Madobe have each been hoping to get a boost from Desalegn’s semen in the run up to the federal presidential elections where both are expected to take part in.

The development have also caused a bit of dismay in Abu Dhabi where crown prince Mohamed bin Zayed (MBZ) was competing with Desalegn and Erdogan for the ass and soul of Gaas. MBZ is now expected to double down on courting Muse Bihi, Madobe, and Farmaajo as he seeks more Somali asses and ports.